Which is probably just as well. Although, having said that ... could you have done that on, say, a Francis-Barnett?

Bike
aficionados may recall that the MZ's (later to become known as MuZ for some strange reason) always used to do well in the ISDT. As indeed did the CZ's, the Jawa's and all the similar (East) European two-strokes.
I should admit to having a CZ twin on the road myself at one time (yes, times were hard back then, as well). I guess we could use the word "bland" (but reliable) ... a bit like the old Toyota Carina that I use to get around in these days!