Being nearly Xmas and the need to generate funds to sudsidise this meagre NHS pay I thought I'd enter the world of Tele-marketing.
There are 3 more lists/associations/welfare groups you yourself TNBT might be interested in.
These are 1)Glasgow Fellowship society, 2)Association of Muppet Icon Preservation Society - or AMIPS for short and finally 3)Voluntary Register of People Sceptical of Voluntary Registers.
Membership of each organisation is for twelve months upon receipt of £20 each (Corporate discount applicable of all three at £50)
If you do decide to take up these offers you will be entered into the prize draw with the chance of winning one of the following prizes.
1. A free holiday............. to Glasgow
2. Dinner for two.........at the local Salvation Army hostel
3. TV appearance.......courtesy of Watchdog as part of the follow-up investigation
You never know it may work, after all, if the 8 messages on my answerphone when I get home from work every day are anything to go by, and in the words of P T Barnum, "..there's one born every minute.."