Ostentation, my dear Karl, ostentation. So very true, oh how Louis laughs, ha ha ha.
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see hospital accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try biomedical electronics engineers! everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think medical librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like anesthetics engineers ...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Estates Managers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, and no spine, and the head and arse are interchangeable