Scouser! Ha, ha.

Trouble is these days "having nowt worth stealing" doesn't really help ... as the drug-fuelled [censored] would just as likely batter you to death anyway.

Meanwhile Neil, as you must have heard, we're enjoying something of a
revival in the business of metal theft at the moment.
Some folk (
eg, Daily Mail readers) keep banging on about the need to regulate Scrap Metal Dealers. Well, perhaps that wouldn't be a bad idea ... but I suspect that most of the stuff goes straight into the back of containers, trucks and vans and heads straight off "elsewhere".
Yet another of the benefits we accrue from having Open Borders, I guess.

But back to the "drop box" ... perhaps we'll add to the spec something about wiring it to up the mains, so that it becomes "live" when tampered with (triggered by a trembler, tilt switch, or some such device ... you know, the sort of thing those pin-ball machines in pubs used to have).