I hope you get more fruitful responses to that post than I have ever received from similar ones made in the past!
I tell you what ... let's do a deal:- you can have London, and I'll field the ones elsewhere (in the North of England, especially).
Meanwhile, feel free to reminisce about Happy Times from Days Gone By:- many who get on here will moan about that, and take the [censored], but rest assured that some of us enjoy that sort of thing (as you may have noticed in other threads
Lastly:- how about offering a couple of clues about identity and location (PM if you want it kept a secret for reasons best known to yourself)? If only to avoid some wag
or other making a wisecrack about "kennels" (yes ... that was
a pun, of sorts).