My dear Mercury man, are you trying to suggest that Louis and Floyd are one, my dear friend that is preposterous, absolute baloney, complete rubbish, my friend, do you honestly think that I Louis Lyniswern III, son of Louis Lyniswern II and grandson of Louis Lyniswern, would even associate with a tree dwelling hippy let alone assume his identity, my friend grandpa Louis would roll in his urn at the mere thought of such a suggestion.

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