After a mile-long chase, a man is pulled over for speeding on a highway in Alabama. The cop comes to the car and taps on the window.
"Sir, do you know that you were speeding?"
"Yes."
"May I have your license, please, sir?"
"No, my license is suspended."
"Sir, open up the glove compartment and hand me the registration for the car."
"I can't. The car is stolen and there is a gun in there."
"Do you have a license for the gun?"
"No, but I used it to kill the woman in the trunk."
The cop pulls out his gun, shouts, "Don't move," and radios for backup. Two minutes later, thirteen cop cars surround the man. The sergeant comes over and asks the man in the car the same questions.
"Sir, may I have your driver's license, please?"
The man pulls out his license.
"This is your car?"
"Yes."
"The car is not stolen?"
"Absolutely not."
"So, I suppose there is no gun in the glove compartment and no woman's body in the trunk?"
"Of course not."
"Sir, do you know that this officer just told me you were driving with a suspended license in a stolen car with an unregistered gun that you used to kill a woman whose body is in your trunk?"
"Oh, really? I bet he told you I was speeding, too." __________________
