Following an earthquake in Leeds in Feb a most annoyed ward sister called the FM Help Desk (PFI Hospital) to complain that the noise and rattle of the building had disturbed her patients and she wanted to know what they were going to do about it

The manager apologised to her and told her that he would immediately send 2 engineers down to check the Tectonic Plates

Her reply: "Well make sure they fix whatever is wrong I don't want my patients sleep disturbed again!" - go figure