Guy goes into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a small scoop of beer, that he places on the floor. He repeats this twice more at which point the barmen asks "What's with the small scoop of beer that you keep placing on the floor?" The man replies "Oh, that's for my brother Tim. We've just returned from holiday in South Africa and we're celebrating our homecoming". The barman looks over the bar and sees and guy about 6 inches tall drinking the scoop of beer. The barman, not wanting to say the obvious, asks where did they visit in South Africa. Tha man replies " We went to Cape Town, Johannesberg, Port Elizabeth and ..... where was that place Tim where you told the witch doctor to f**** off?"
