Scientists at Europes annual reproduction conference have suggested that the results of a recent analysis have revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. They have concluded that drinking beer may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down when urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refused to apologise when wrong. No further testing is planned.
