A teacher was telling his class that they must not be absent from school the following day. Only serious illness, death of a family member or serious injury could be excused. One lad piped up, "What if I'm suffering from serious sexual exhaustion sir?" After a few uncontrolled sniggers from the class, the teacher responded, "Then you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
