A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I suppose one day you’ll need to find out! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You got Male!”
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
