Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were over, she & Charles retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said, 'Please remove my shoes darling. My feet are killing me.' Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour . . . but it wouldn’t budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!’ Charles yelled back. 'I'm trying darling, but it's just too bloody tight! Come on, give it all you've got!' she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, 'Oh God, that feels so good.' In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she had to be a virgin with a face like that!' Meanwhile back in their bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe, and cried out, 'Oh god, darling, this one’s even tighter'. At which point, Phillip turned and said to the Queen, 'That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man!’
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
