I bumped into the boot of a car this morning. We both stopped, glass and plastic shards all over the road. Slowly the driver got out of the other car and (I could NOT believe it) he was a DWARF!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

I looked down at him and said.....
"Well, which one ARE you then?" - and THAT'S when the fight started, officer.

Lozan Flats crew, Fautley's Fliers, Amstel and Arak.....