I over heard a senior nurse in a lift complaining that the connections on the flowmeters needed to be different, after an incident occurred in our Trust.
I was thinking to myself, you mean apart from one being black and the other white, large notices stuck on the wall next to the air points and having to move the air guard to connect the hose.
Belt, braces and a piece of string but there is always someone else to blame for your stupidity.

My spelling is not bad. I am typing this on a Medigenic keyboard and I blame that for all my typos.