One for the ladies...................
Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas,
where women could go to choose a husband from among
many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to
find some husbands...
First floor :-
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better
than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor :
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking."
Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further
up?
Third floor :-
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more
further up!And up they went.
Fourth floor :-
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."
Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor :-
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists only to prove that women are impossible to
please"
Louis III