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Has the world gone mad i ask you all - I think the UK tax payer has better things that money should be spent on but this is mad . DW - Looking forward to my trip to Gibraltar!
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Can you bring back a Barbary Ape. Our Chief Exex is leaving and they are recruiting another one. I figure the Ape could probably do as good a job!
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Yes, Darth, this once great nation of ours slipped beyond the P-trap some years ago now, I say with deep regret. I don't know your "leader" of course, Dicky ... but I do know something about apes. As long as he is the alpha-male, I believe you can be assured that the ape would do a better job of leading his troop(s). 
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She was (is) an Alpha Female. We are just wondering if it's a question of ships being deserted.
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Come on, Dicky ... now you're mixing your metaphors. That's rats, not apes! 
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 Not Sure if this is the right place to put this - I think this should be in a Topic called I have seen it all now. I had to go on a job to the Nato Airforce Base yesterday and this is what happened: We went for a brew before the job in the cafe and a SPAM (American) came in, while at the bar she ordered a diet coke, a normal coke and a half and half coke. At this point i was rather confused, she ordered a drink that was half diet and half normal coke at which point she said - "I could do with a little less suger today" to the barmaid. The best part was she was having a fully loaded burger and chips, the thing that confused me was the fact it was half past eight in the morning! They really are SPAMS!
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Referance my Last - The morning got better, the barmaid was telling me that when the SPAMS bring their kids into the bar and they have a coke its too cold for the kids so she has to heat it up in the microwave.
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"It's my bahdy and I'll do what I like with it!"  PS: just imagine, some poor dumb-ass guy has to "love" that!
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Not Sure if this is the right place to put this - I think this should be in a Topic called I have seen it all now. Yes, Darth, this is not really Baboon Speak per se. More like gross idiocy of the most alarming (or should that be pathetic) kind, I would suggest. Unless, that is, you want to spell out for us all what SPAM is meant to stand for?  PS: and what is even more alarming (to my mind, at least), is those are exactly the same type of people who take it upon themselves to stomp around the world telling everyone else (the Brits included - or should that be especially) what to do. And they do it with bombs and guns too! Frightening, isn't it?
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SPAM [not an acronym] written spam -- slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email (UCE; junk/bulk email) SPAM Spiced Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937) SPAM Scanning Photo-Acoustic Microscopy SPAM Schools of the Pacific Atmospheric Monitoring SPAM Search Pattern Assessment Model SPAM Service Provisioning and Account Management SPAM SGML Parser Add Markup SPAM Shelter, Portable, Air Mobile SPAM Shelter, Protective, Aircraft Maintenance SPAM Shoulder of Pork & Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937) SPAM Slant Path Attenuation Model (antennas) SPAM Society for Palmtop Advancement through Meetings (San Francisco, CA) SPAM Society for the Preservation of Amplitude Modulation SPAM Society for the Publication of American Music SPAM Society of Properties Artisan Managers SPAM Some Place Around Montana / Missouri / Massachusetts / Mississippi / Maine :-) SPAM Space Planning and Management (University of Missouri - Columbia) SPAM Spectral Processing and Manipulation (Ocean Optics) SPAM State Police Association of Massachusetts SPAM Stop Pornography and Abusive Marketing Act SPAM Strike Package and Associated Messages (tactical Tomahawk weapon control system) SPAM Student Peer Abstinence Movement (Montana) SPAM Survey Processing and Management SPAM Systems Personnel Activity Meeting (Yale) SPAM Superfluous Pieces of Additional Mail
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