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Huw #35466 05/12/08 3:13 AM
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Following an earthquake in Leeds in Feb a most annoyed ward sister called the FM Help Desk (PFI Hospital) to complain that the noise and rattle of the building had disturbed her patients and she wanted to know what they were going to do about it

The manager apologised to her and told her that he would immediately send 2 engineers down to check the Tectonic Plates

Her reply: "Well make sure they fix whatever is wrong I don't want my patients sleep disturbed again!" - go figure

J Darby #35525 08/12/08 12:21 PM
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Years ago, I had a Physio Control NIBP Monitor to fix. The reported fault was "It makes all the right sounds, but the cuff doesn't blow up". Turned out that the hose to the cuff was plugged AROUND the rear panel earth stud. My supervisor nearly wet himself when he saw what they'd done, and the senior Medical Physicist took a picture of it. Since then, the latter regularly takes pictures of howlers like this"


Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....

I'VE NOW GOT ONE!
Naitch #35526 08/12/08 12:30 PM
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Better ask him to post his collection in the Gallery for us all to admire! smile


If you don't inspect ... don't expect.
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Hey Naitch, I have a picture of me with Robert Fripp somewhere! Met him in London many years ago at a "Guitar Craft" function! Hellova nice guy! I even have one of my guitars in New Standard Tuning!

Eddie

Eddie #35536 08/12/08 2:13 PM
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Hey Nick, great Bio on your site mate! Well written!

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On call, I received a phone call that said "Someone has died, do I want to dispose of their clothes?"

Errrm..

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