Depressed already? OK, perhaps
this will cheer you up!

Too depressing to wade through all that? OK, here's a "highlight":-
So, for nearly every new initiative, the hospital appoints a manager, often on £50,000 to £80,000 a year - not to mention a secretary - to collect the all-important data that must then be submitted to the Department of Health.
And here is the comment that caught my eye:-
1) I spend my money on myself
2) I spend my money on you
3) You spend my money on yourself
4) You spend my money on him
Which case gets the best result? Which the worst (perhaps we should have a poll)?