I am gobsmacked we haven't yet heard that it's a massive conspiracy - probably to keep Europe's Air-Space clear of flights whilst the Alien Fleet lands the invasion troops in wherever unobserved by aircraft. No whisper of a conspiracy..... but has anyone done a translation of that volcano's name, huh, have they, huh, huh?
Eyjafjallajokull - yeah - they SAY it translates as Island-Mountain-Glacier - well how unlikely is THAT for a name, huh, huh?
Hey - wait until Katla kicks off - this plume is a puff compared to the capabilities of Eyjafjallajokull's big sister, and Katla usually spurts shortly after her sister quietens down..... ooooh boy!
