Marriage
To those who are married, .. Not married .. and soon to be married, I hope you will learn from this story...
I walked in on my first wife giving a DJ a blow-job "to prove she was still attractive" after major surgery.
We divorced.
I came back from the middle-east a day early to find my second wife in bed with the Land-Rover repair man "because she was bored".
We divorced.
Stuff happens, we deal with it.
My lady and I have been together now twenty years - I've asked her to marry me several times, she turns me down every time. But our relationship has lasted twice as long as either of my marriages. And boy, am I happy.
Mawkish sentimentality or pragmatic realism, your choice.
Last edited by Teflon; 02/05/10 9:16 AM. Reason: cutting out the crap.....
