@Scott: I think I would be more worried about whether the pilot was drunk, or wondering if any of my fellow passengers had a "bomb" hidden in their shoe, or stuffed down their under-pants (or wherever). Not to mention the mental (and/or drunken) state of the rest of the passengers - especially if they were Brits.

Meanwhile, who are we going to hear about next? How about the CORGI Registered boiler installer ... or the MCEA Approved caravan engineer? whistle

@Mike: yes - identify the actual problem(s), if any. Then comprehensively address them, and lay them to rest. That's what Engineers do (or, rather, are supposed to do).