The thing about Morse is that it allows you to tap out messages on the radiator pipes.
Actually, it's better than that; with Morse you can "speak" to almost the whole population of the world (as long as they use the English alphabet together with accented letters, pro signs and punctuation marks). Russians and Japanese are a bit of a problem though.
Morse Translator:

Try this one:-
- .... . / --.- ..- .. -.-. -.- / -... .-. --- .-- -. / ..-. --- -..- / .--- ..- -- .--. ... / --- ...- . .-. / - .... . / .-.. .- --.. -.-- / -.. --- --.
I've never really got on with sending Morse, myself. Not sure why; I've never been able to put my finger on it.PRC-316