Yeh, Ties are old fashioned cuboid like things, the person who invented them was an old jealous bitter man who had no Penis and required something urgently to pull on, he therefore invented the Tie, only usefull to him. As he was afflicted in this terrible way he decided that the rest of the world should have as little fun as him and forced everyone else to wear one. They are obviously disgusting in more ways than one, as now it has been revealed that they carry terrible diseases.
BAN THE TIE, MAKE THEM ILLEGAL!!!
