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Originally Posted By: Huw
A friend of mine was found with a chocolate (erm) willy - which he'd brought back for a joke.

He had to publicly destroy it in front of all the people in the immigration hall rolleyes
For some reason Lorena Bobbitt springs to mind? boggle

Not sure if you can get quality items but you can usually get Chocolate Liquors in Woolworths which are usually more cheap and chearful than the likes of Thortons or Hotel Chocolate so I wouldn't have thought a quality item existed.

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Originally Posted By: Huw
He had to publicly destroy it in front of all the people in the immigration hall

Have you missed out the finale? What we want to know is:- did he eat it? wink


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Dear me!

Anyway to dispose of the evidence Lorena Bobbitt drove up to the interstate and threw it off a bridge. Down below a little old couple where driving along when Mr Bobbits amputation hit their windscreen! The husband driver blushed as his passenger wife asked "What was that?". The old husband replied "Don't worry love it was just a horse fly!" to which the wife replied "see the size of its dick!"

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The chocolate liquors in M&S are pretty good.


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Hi all
I have purchased a Guitar-USB interface from Maplin. (Behringer Guitar Link UG102). I get sound from the Guitar Links headphone socket or i can patch the Guitar Links headphone socket to my guitar amp and it sounds great using the supplied software amplifiers.
However, i was expecting to get sound from the PC speakers but i can't ascertain whether this should be the case or not. I think the system see's the Guitar Link as an external USB sound card.
The internet including the manufacturers site doesn't answer this obvious question.
Anyone know?
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