It's an England thing

NEWS from the English Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) Staff Website. Commentators have been issued with instructions for the BBC's World Cup coverage.

These include:

· Within one minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England.

· All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us".

· For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England (eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo).

· Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects".

· When England bows out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

· And of course the magic number 1966 must be insinuated into the conversation at every available opportunity.