Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little maths that might prove helpful. What
makes life 100%?

IF: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is
represented by 1,2, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24, 25, 26.

Then H A R D W 0 R K.= 8,1,18, 4, 23, 15, 18, 11, =98%

KNOWLEDG E =11,14,15,23,12,5, 4, 7, 5,=96%

ATTITUDE. 1,20, 20, 9, 20, 21, 4, 5,=100%

And BULL**** = 2, 21, 12, 12, 19, 8, 9, 20 =103%

So, it stands to reason that HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get close.

ATTITUDE will get you there, and BULL**** will get you over the top.

But, look how far ASS KISSING will take you.
ASS KISSING. 1, 19,19, 11,9, 19, 19,9, 14, 7, =127%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100. You
know what is required of you.

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