I believe -- The fish doesn't understand the water.

I believe that -- Nothing matters very much, and very little matters at all.

I believe that -- The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you can fake anything.

I believe that -- It is better to be functionally drunk than dysfunctionally sober.

I believe that -- Sometimes you have to wait until the evening to see how glorious the day has been.

I believe that -- Churning water, for however long a time, does not produce butter.

I believe that -- In the long run, we are all dead.

I believe that -- Any idiot can face a crisis, it is day to day living that wears you out.

I believe that -- Anything can happen in this life, especially nothing.

I believe that -- The way to be a bore is to say everything.

I believe that -- I would rather be an opportunist and float than go to the bottom with my principles round my neck.

I believe that -- Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

I believe that -- Anyone who claims to be truly original has no memory.

I believe that -- The man who makes no mistakes seldom makes anything.

I believe that -- Its not the people who vote that count. Its the people who count the votes.

I believe that -- Wealth unused may as well not exist.

I believe that -- Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

I believe that -- The really frightening thing about middle-age is that you know you'll grow out of it.

I believe that -- At 20, we worry about what others think of us; at 40, we don't care what they think of us; at 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

I believe that -- When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

I believe that -- The young are always ready to give those who are older than themselves the full benefit of their inexperience.

I believe that -- A fool and his money are lucky to have met in the first place.

I believe that -- War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

I believe that -- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you need to concentrate on.

I believe that -- Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

I believe that -- Egotism is usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.

I believe that -- Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from aquiring the deadening effect of habit.

I believe that -- Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation.

I believe that -- Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

I believe that -- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

I believe that -- The strongest minds are those of whom the noisy world hears least.

I believe that -- The problem is God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run them one at a time.

I believe that -- God must really hate us or he wouldn't have given us religion.

I believe that -- Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

I believe that -- A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.

I believe that -- A problem shared is a problem halved, so your problem may be just half of somone else's.

I believe that -- We are never more angry with others than when we feel ourselves to be at fault.

I believe that -- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I believe that -- A man who has nothing to do with his own time has no conscience in his intrusion on that of others.

I believe that -- Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets.
Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

I believe that -- Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius

I believe that -- Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

I believe that -- Patriotism is the conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

I believe that -- A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.

I believe that -- If you are in a cell and you can see the bars, you know you're in a cell and there's something you can do to get out of it. If you can't see the bars you will sit there forever thinking you are free.

I believe that -- No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

I believe that -- The days of the digital watch are numbered.

I believe that -- Patriots always talk of dying for their country, never of killing for their country.

I believe that -- The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

I believe that -- The world rewards the appearance of merit more often than merit itself

I believe that -- That folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

I believe that -- Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism its just the opposite.

I believe that -- Knowledge consists of knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom consists of not putting it in a fruit salad.

I believe that -- If all you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail.

I believe that -- Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as wind blows out candles but fans fires.

I believe that -- Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

I believe that -- When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned; do not have sex with the authorities.

I believe that -- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I believe that -- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

I believe that -- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

I believe that -- It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish

I believe that -- The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I believe that -- Common sense is the collection of prejudices aquired by the age of eighteen.

I believe that -- The reason the mainstream is referred to as a stream is because of its shallowness.

I believe that -- If you laid all the economists end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

I believe that -- We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

I believe that -- Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

I believe that -- Hope is the confusion of a desire for something with its probability.

I believe that -- No man was ever wise by chance.

I believe that -- I'll stop now.....

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