Now I'm wondering why a site would follow such an approach?
Would they simply be trying to save a few quid ... or would they be covering for a "mate"?
"Glorified CV"? Yes; I've seen a few of those. But (as already mentioned), any lack of necessary skills usually come to light quickly enough. I would never put too much reliance on anyone's CV.
Re: the Coroner's Court - how about "I followed the procedure(s) detailed in the Service Manual"?
But "incident" ... "error"? Such as what, for example? Have you come across any actual cases?