Of PFI and PPP - the Public-Private Party where NHS guests must join in and share the fun if your new masters are to enjoy those finer things in life. The 'You bring a bottle to celebrate and we'll drink it' kind of soiree. Possibly the 'You hum it and we'll play it' sort of tea party (whose chimpanzee's are magnificent sight to behold - not at all degrading in the least). It is all so clear how it should be.
Yes Karl, it is apparent that you too are a connoisseur, whose discernment has enabled one to appreciate only the finer things in life. Your all-embracing erudition is a delight to behold and in such pharisaic prose as to make me weep. However, I feel you are not fully expanding on your evident cognisance by giving as capacious an explanation as our peers anticipate in these hallowed pages. How do we dispel this scourge from our fair land without recourse to a 'scorched earth' policy?
Hmm, on reflection, your ideas are somewhat radical but not unreasonable; sadly the logistics might be beyond the capabilities of somewhat, may I venture to say it, limited resources? My inclination would be to emancipate the said individuals and embark on some form of rehabilitation, forgiving their sins therby delivering them from evil - AMEN. A clean (albeit basic) kennel, a diet of thin gruel and frequent purgative procedures will be sufficient in the first instance, I think.
