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#18777 08/09/01 12:15 AM
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Professional integrity..what's that, when it's at home then. laugh

#18778 08/09/01 12:39 AM
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Ouch! - That hurt! You got me right in the wossnim there.....!

#18779 10/09/01 1:23 PM
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Since when has Professional Integrity been a joke ?
rolleyes


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#18780 10/09/01 7:52 PM
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BAIRD service prices mad

#18781 10/09/01 10:45 PM
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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."


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#18782 11/09/01 8:21 PM
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Question?
" Why are pubic hairs curly...?
Answer
Because if they were straight they'd poke your eyes out..?""


cool

#18783 15/09/01 7:17 PM
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of absolutely no use to anyone."

The man below said, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

laugh


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#18784 17/09/01 2:44 PM
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I can't beleive your in management John, 'cos ya don't meet many with a sense of humour!! cool

#18785 17/09/01 4:15 PM
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Stella Artois does it every time. Especially lunchtime. eek

Disclaimer: I never drink during working hour - (I was JOKING!!) rolleyes


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#18786 18/09/01 7:55 AM
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Sorry ladies & gents -
Two jokes deleted due to complaints received.

Even though this forum is entitled 'Out of hours' it is still a public forum.

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