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I enjoy pressing my white lab coat to a military standard, stroking my beard and looking through catalogues of thick rimmed glasses.

(Apologies in advance to those technicians that wear white lab coats, have a beard and wear thick rimmed glasses, or any permutation of the above)

Monday and Thursday evenings Jiu-Jitsu and on Sunday mornings help teaching littleuns (e.g. I get thrown around like a rag doll by the Sensei)
Must be Mad!
Whilst I’m laid up recovering, I Keep Tropical marine fish.
I have five minutes to spare sometimes, So I am also looking a buying a Motor Boat
Something to take the wife and two kids out on.

P.s
I like Gardening as well, but that gives me a bad back.

We have been after an allotment for a while now! only problem is we applied for it to have diplomatic immunity Oh well Its such a shame that the 40 Litres of CERES Grape juice keeps going off in the bucket

Louis

My Hobby for many years has been to try and have sex with the wife at least once a day. After 10 years of true dedication, my wife has informed me that I should find another hobby.

My hobbies are

Taking the family dog for a walk, twice a day.
Preparing wholesome meals for my family.
Maintaining the family home to a high standard of hygiene.
DIY in the home and garden.
Washing and ironing my families cloths to military standard.
Indulging my husbands hobby which, strangely enough is the same as John Gillestone's

Whatever happened to baby oil twister??

I likes to bang and smoke. But not at the same time.

I loves twister

Strange we all seem to have a similar hobby to John Gillestone's ? with a few variations. What a diverse lot we are. Onlt time I go near the allotment bit down the bottom of the garden is to scare the wildlife