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Our Christmas tree is that old, Santa is still in black before coca cola had its evil way and those christmas trees in whitehall are multi-functional, after xmas they can be shoved up ministers where the sun don't shine and be used to remove any more stupid ideas before they come to fruition. Victor Meldrew lives!!!


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How about "Victor for PM"? smile

(and Clarkson for Defence Secretary)


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Clarkson as foreign sec too


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Oh, OK then.

But I'm keeping the Home Office for Nick Griffin.

Meanwhile, I'll volunteer for "Health", shall I? smile


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Have you been to see frankie Boyle then? Sounds like one of his


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Never heard of him. But (having just checked out Google), it does look like he uses my material!

But you're forgetting, Neil. I'm not a "salary man", so I don't get (as in, can't afford) to "go to see" anyone! frown

Remember the old maxim:- "Money has to be made first, and last"!


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I only watch him through radio rentals window, we haven't even got a radio!!


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Nice one.


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I'd take the post of Foreign Secretary, as long as I don't have to go back to the UK. I could easily take over from T. Blair and be the 'Middle East Envoy' and whatever that entails.


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Tony B. Liar as the recent enquiry found out


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