Good luck with that, then.

What happens if you're naughty, and dilly-dally on the way home ... does the
Carabinieri pounce on you and give you what for (or even, a Jimmy Choo-ing)?

But about lab PM ... in my experience the labs in total (Laboratory Department as a whole) invariably comprises the largest amount of kit (equipment numbers). How "deep" do you normally go?
OK, stuff like hotplates, centrifuges, water baths and so forth are straight forward enough; but how do you get on with the analyzers
et al that may be (and often are) covered by some sort of service contract with an outside vendor? Just a check for condition (
aka a quick check), plus a review of service reports (and maybe a chat with users to ascertain they are getting good results)?
And what about electrical safety testing of lab kit (especially assuming that you are blessed with mains plugs and sockets of the
Ticino type)?