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Do not read this if you are easily offended or a Liverpool fan (having said that i got it off a Liverpool fan).



Rafa Benitez has announced that next year's sponser of Liverpool will be Tampax.


A spokesman for Tampax said


Lee

A MANS LIFE .....................................

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to
another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless... So I decided to find a girl with some real
ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am older and wiser I am now looking for a girl with big tits.

Another "Do not read this if you are a Liverpool fan (having said that i got it off a Liverpool fan)".


Liverpool FC have announced that from next year they will be sponsored by Butlins, as they wear red and their season ends in November too.

Lee

Lee what team do you support so that we can throw a few jokes your way.

That would be telling.

However as a clue i support the first team i ever saw (who incidentally lost 0 - 1 to Liverpool) they were tipped at the time as dark horses to be League Champions and promtly were relegated that season and took a great many years to get back into the top division.

They have since that time "bounced" up and down most seasons.

Lee

Millwall?

No not bounced on other fans.

Bounced between the Championship and the Premiership.

Lee

Could say Sunderland but they have never been considered championship material, Burnley were considered a good bet in the late seventies, again they never bounced they just drowned for a long time, Man City have bounced and this year they were considered a 'dark house' Am I close?

No this team were considered a "dark horse" in the late 70's and promtly sank in the 80's.

They make Wikpedias list of YOYo clubs.

Time for another clue they are in the midlands.

Lee

I reckon it's Wolves.