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Mine as well.

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"ah, how's about ye wee fella, ar ye rite"?

I suppose I should say at this point, and before Huw intervenes, back to the jokes folks,

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A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”

The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

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My sons want to know why you only have to be 16 to join the army but 18 to play Call of Duty.

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Hi, I'm Carlos Tevez and this is my new Lean Mean Grilling Machine.

It's so good I've put my face on it.

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That last one is a bit too sick, even for a Man. Utd. fan!!


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Good job I'm not a Man.U fan then.

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LOL

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I am still waiting for some deaf jokes...............

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I am still waiting for some deaf jokes :-)

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