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not really a joke but a very good advert .....


Thoughts and information provided on this forum are mine and mine alone and do not necessarily reflect the policy of NSW Health. They may also be complete bollocks!!
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Which unfortunately is lost on those of us in the NHS with strict IT policies.

We have also just had a warning around about posting on social network sites.

Robert


My spelling is not bad. I am typing this on a Medigenic keyboard and I blame that for all my typos.
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Big Brother is watching eh! George Orwell was right, he just got the timing wrong


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What makes you think he wasn't talking about 1984 AH? whistle


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Geoff who is AH, or who is a AH ??????


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Take your pick! smile

(and I just don't believe that you didn't know, Neil)

@Huw ... why still [Re: Huw]?


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AH, **** Hole ?


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Er, no Neil. Although I think I can see why you would might suggest that. smile

Here is my final clue ... it's 1431 AH at the moment!


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Senior health care solution


You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


Lee


Don't forget "we've never had it so good".
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Just as long as you don't drop the soap in the shower! whistle


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