A senior consultant dies and goes to heaven ( as if!!) when he is queueing up, he starts too get impatient! He barges his way too the front and demands too be let in. " you dont realise how important I was down there!", he says to the attendant. "I'm sorry Sir you will have too wait your turn"
Just then a man runs past wearing a white coat with a stethascope dangling from his pocket, and runs straight through.
The consultant, who is now shouting for attention; is digusted that someone else has jumped in front of him! Now he turns around too the attendant and exclaims his digust, " who's that Doctor he screams?.. you've let him in without queueing!!"
"Oh"....comes the reply " That's GOD he likes too pretend he's a doctor every now and again"
