Speaking with a slight scouse twang..who me???
Jokes I have heard over the years with a scouse connotation:-
Why do seagulls have wings..?
To beat the scousers to the tip!
Why do they call scousers Mushrooms?
Because the have got big heads and grow up in Sh*t
And the usual one?s.
Where do you hide your valuables from the scousers who come to rob you?..
Under the soap!
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The defendant!
..shortened version!
The scouse slaves on a roman galleon keep singing
? Michael row the boat ashore?
So the slave driver (another word for EBME manager?), gets half of their brains removed. But they keep singing ? Michael row the boat ashore?
Finally he gets the rest of their brains removed?
The next day when the galleon is be-calmed again he whips the slaves into rowing? Initially there is silence? then they start singing?
?Ferry Across the Mersey??????
