A woman from West Ham was diagnosed as a suspected case of Swine Flu after squeaking to her GP. Apparently, she had broken out in a rasher. She was transferred to Chase Farm Hospital, but doctors there have confirmed there's snout wrong with her.
It appears the virus is being spread from country to country by a number of globe-trotters who are infecting those of us who are still in the pink. The doctors have been trying to cure them with oinkment but so far are only making a pig's ear of it. The politicians need to begin pulling their ears out and start earning their bacon. Or is it, as some cynics are suggesting, just a load of tripe?
Meanwhile, the Boffins are trying to establish just how the virus travelled to Cancun from the troughs at Westminster. Let's hope that it's not just pork barrel politics, as usual. If it is, then they probably deserve a good roasting!
