EBME Forums Forums Free discussion Out of Hours Jokes 2 (son of Jokes!!!)

It's been a while since we posted here, so these are from the Edinburgh Fringe...


I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ I think I might have florets.
Olaf Falafel

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.
Richard Stott

What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.
Milton Jones

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.'
Jake Lambert

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.
Ross Smith

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.
Ross Smith

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.
Adele Cliff

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.
Richard Pulsford

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian.
Mark Simmons

I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.
Ivo Graham

Tom the plumber decided he had to separate from his wife Florence after 20 plus years of marriage. Through the tears he said to her "it's over Flo"

He certainly flushed that marriage down the drain

What a drip.