Surely this thread has been well and truly squared away, Huw? Along the lines of:- "it's the post, not the person, that gets banded"!
Sweaty (and smelly) though.
Actually, Neil ... it was the beach
I was thinking of (not the er, person
). Unless, that is, the "prevailing breeze" has shifted somewhat since the last time I was out in Jeddah!