"...the other major kind of computer is the
Apple, which I do not recommend, because it is a
wuss-o-rama New-Age computer that you basically just plug in and use. This means that you don't get to participate in the most entertaining aspect of computer owning, which is getting the computer to work. This is where
DOS really shines" - Dave Barry writing in the late 1980's (where are you
now, Dave?)

Meanwhile, let's hope that
Littlewoods are not avid
lurkers on this forum, eh,
Scottish?