How to impress a woman:
Wine her, dine her, call her, hug her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, laugh with her, cry with her, cuddle her, shop with her, give her jewellery, buy her flowers, hold her hand, write love letters to her, write poetry for her, go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How to impress a man:
Show up naked, bring beer.

Lee

Don't forget "we've never had it so good".