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Students at a local college were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.


One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - £19.99
Clinton :.....Cost - £19.99

Titanic:.....Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.....The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :.....Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :....Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :.....Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :.....Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:......Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.....Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing