A farmer's wife is visiting her solicitor seeking a divorce from her husband. Her solicitor asks why.
"He took me from behind while I was bending over to look at the chickens", she said.
"What's wrong with that?" asks the solicitor.
"We were in Tesco’s at the time".


Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....

I'VE NOW GOT ONE!