On their 15th wedding anniversary, a man and his wife were retiring to bed for the night. The wife stood there, stark naked, and asked her husband, "when you first saw me naked like this, what were you thinking?" Her husband replied, "I wanted to screw your brains out, and suck your boobs dry!" "And now.....?" she asked. After a short pause, the husband said "Yep, I think I succeeded!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
