An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes... I don't see too well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine, doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose for the past 2 years!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
