Taffy buys a round of drinks for his pals and comes back bragging how he chatted up the bar-staff and got a beer for free thrown in. Paddy says to be sure that's nothing - I could probably chat to the bar-staff and get three free drinks thrown in with MY gift o' the gab. Murphy leans forwards and tells the boys that's NOTHING. He knows, for an indisputable and absolute FACT, that he could get them all free drinks all evening and then later, after hours, all the sex that could possibly want again and again all night long.
The boys look at him in disbelief and ask how he knows that for sure, did it ever happen to him before.
No, said Murphy, but it happened to my sister.....
Lozan Flats crew, Fautley's Fliers, Amstel and Arak.....
