A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married, she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon, when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love, she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes. As she did this, she let out a big fart. She looked up at her husband and said, "Scuse prease, front hole so happy, back hole whistle!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
